Oba-ma-geddon – Episode Four: Conclusion

*This is a multi part treatize on the US elections from the perspective of an Indian.This in no way is a professional view on the subject and I am not an expert or a cognizant individual on international politics,relations and intelligence.It is advised that this treatize is from the view of an amateur and should be read with the same perspective. Anything that offends you is unjust , untrue and baseless because of the reasons mentioned above and I am going to take this as an utter insult to my individuality as a citizen of a free nation and act accordingly *

People living under a rock,blind at birth,wanna-be Homer Simpsons and really really dumb people can read my previous posts on this topic here,here and here before trying to pass a judgement on my political,sexual and social inclinations.Coming right back to the topic,I think it is sufficiently safe to draw a conclusion here that apparently theres no reason whatsoever that we as Indians should be greatly affected if Obama wins or loses to that 72 year old limpdick.Additionally the the outlook towards Indians will also not change greatly-it will just hop on to another equally irritating cliché which will in the end become the subject of another blog just like this one. Racism is a touchy subject and I do not want to get into a lot of details but even being on the safe side it is enough to say that teh racial sarcasm isn’t quite the true picture here.A good amount of Indians are educated and earn for themselves honestly and most definitely not raise eight kids.Thanks to Matt Groening to pull up such a character for his american viewers which is nothing but a sureshot ticket to getting his ass boned.Apu-from the perspective of an Indian (who live in India) is nothing short of a recially colored version of Borat.I know I wont sound impartial when I write the next line but it is something that I really cannot resist from putting it up-blame my bongo roots, blame my upbringing-I don’t care.The real picture I get in my mind when I hear the name ‘Apu’ is the  one without color below.  

I am Apu,I don't have eight kids and I am not dishonest.In fact I am such a timeless character that I can kick Matt Groening's Nuts every fucking day of the years to come !

Oba-ma-geddon – Episode three: Outsourcing

*This is a multi part treatize on the US elections from the perspective of an Indian.This in no way is a professional view on the subject and I am not an expert or a cognizant individual on international politics,relations and intelligence.It is advised that this treatize is from the view of an amateur and should be read with the same perspective. Anything that offends you is unjust , untrue and baseless because of the reasons mentioned above and I am going to take this as an utter insult to my individuality as a citizen of a free nation and act accordingly *

My treatize so far has discussed matters a layer above the common man’s understanding.An individual from a country like india, doesn’t really care what he  should make out of international politics and strategies.So

Apu: The definition of an Indian to the West

this episode will focus on what matters to us Indians more-the jobs.Hollywood and the west as such had its own cliche of portraying indians time to time.A few years back an Indian meant some bearded guy with a turban.The bearded guy with a turban soon evolved into a colored skin guy runnign resturants and stores and now the Indian has overevolved into some night owl sitting in bangalore with an earpiece and a phone giving you instructions on how to fix your cheap broken chinese lamp.Sad but true,In my considerable inetraction with the americans,the better educated ones think to the contrary that we are hghly skilled techies/doctors,while the average Joe thinks that India is a hole for some english speaking half salaried Call center jocks who work at night and try to live the american life with plastic US accents. Over the last ten years we have seen huge investments in the name of cost cutting and in essence it was justified and decisive.But the sad aspect was a lot of high paid US counterparts were handed down a pink slip just because they were paid more.

Hello Jayram ? This is George here.... Can you tell me how to hold my presidential phone ?... What ??? you can't hear me.... (stupid mofo indians !!! Burn it !)....

Oba-ma-geddon – Episode two: The intelligence

*This is a multi part treatize on the US elections from the perspective of an Indian.This in no way is a professional view on the subject and I am not an expert or a cognizant individual on international politics,relations and intelligence.It is advised that this treatize is from the view of an amateur and should be read with the same perspective. Anything that offends you is unjust , untrue and baseless because of the reasons mentioned above and I am going to take this as an utter insult to my individuality as a citizen of a free nation and act accordingly *

Continuing my previous post on the US presidential elections,in this chapter I intend to have a look at the intelligence aspects of the US elections.

Moving back again through the pages of history and totally ignoring the seven packs of Daniel Craig as James Bond in Quantum of Solace, the real life intelligence was dominated by the CIA and the KGB back then, each trying to eat each other out after the Germans made an Apocalyptic exit from the international scene of intelligence and counter intelligence. But at that time,CIA was too much focussed on KGB. And KGB was too much focussed on planting moles in CIA who were counter picked regularly by CIA counter moles.And all this runnign around in close circles helped grow lean mean and futuristic intelligence agencies across the globe who in turn became big players in world politics.By the time the cold wars were over and KGB was disbanded,we had the Chinese MSS,Israeli Mossad,Indian RAW and the re-discovered MI5 controlling information that people couldn’t do without.

 

MI5: Acting blind or Acting blind to grab some free Man Ass ?

John Rambo-The bloodiest Rambo movie ever !

First a few Quotes:

…………Stallone is an international icon of machismo and Hollywoodaction heroism. He has played two characters who have become a part of the American cultural lexicon: Rocky Balboa, the boxer who overcame all odds to become a champion, and John Rambo, a sensitive soldier who specialized in violent rescues and revenge…Wikipedia

“As you get older, the pituitary gland slows and you feel older, your bones narrow. This stuff gives your body a boost and you feel and look good. Doing Rambo is hard work and I am going to be in Burma for a while. Where do you think I am going to get this stuff in Burma?” …Sly Stallone Himself

“Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older. Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years it will be over the counter”…..Sly Stallone Himself

What happens when you are about 62 years old,born to the weird combo of an astrologer and female wrestling champion mom and a hairdresser father,have birth defect of drooping lips because you tried ‘complicating’ things and started your film career as a hardcore pornography extra ? ….You make the fourth installment of a movie called John Rambo where you try beating the shit out of every living ass in the movie.Snakes,fish,humans,pigs…none spared.After I sat through the 93 minute orgy of flesh,blood,mutilation,rape,gang rape,homosexual rape and exploding human bodies involving at least a few thousand helpless burmese out of which 262 are killed, a few americans(of course includes the female lead),some dead monks , some pigs and of course the ‘Sunny Deol’ of Hollywood,Sylvester Stallone himself,I wondered why would a 62+ old ex marine commando get sentimental on his homeland and stay in Thailand making money being a snake catcher !I mean if I am not mistaken the last few films focused on Rambo living a quite life in a remote asian village.GROW UP! Thankfully this time,in the end, he comes back to his homeland…..may be Thailand just said “Please go away……”.