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John Rambo-The bloodiest Rambo movie ever !

First a few Quotes:

…………Stallone is an international icon of machismo and Hollywoodaction heroism. He has played two characters who have become a part of the American cultural lexicon: Rocky Balboa, the boxer who overcame all odds to become a champion, and John Rambo, a sensitive soldier who specialized in violent rescues and revenge…Wikipedia

“As you get older, the pituitary gland slows and you feel older, your bones narrow. This stuff gives your body a boost and you feel and look good. Doing Rambo is hard work and I am going to be in Burma for a while. Where do you think I am going to get this stuff in Burma?” …Sly Stallone Himself

“Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older. Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years it will be over the counter”…..Sly Stallone Himself

What happens when you are about 62 years old,born to the weird combo of an astrologer and female wrestling champion mom and a hairdresser father,have birth defect of drooping lips because you tried ‘complicating’ things and started your film career as a hardcore pornography extra ? ….You make the fourth installment of a movie called John Rambo where you try beating the shit out of every living ass in the movie.Snakes,fish,humans,pigs…none spared.After I sat through the 93 minute orgy of flesh,blood,mutilation,rape,gang rape,homosexual rape and exploding human bodies involving at least a few thousand helpless burmese out of which 262 are killed, a few americans(of course includes the female lead),some dead monks , some pigs and of course the ‘Sunny Deol’ of Hollywood,Sylvester Stallone himself,I wondered why would a 62+ old ex marine commando get sentimental on his homeland and stay in Thailand making money being a snake catcher !I mean if I am not mistaken the last few films focused on Rambo living a quite life in a remote asian village.GROW UP! Thankfully this time,in the end, he comes back to his homeland…..may be Thailand just said “Please go away……”.

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