Oba-ma-geddon – Episode two: The intelligence

*This is a multi part treatize on the US elections from the perspective of an Indian.This in no way is a professional view on the subject and I am not an expert or a cognizant individual on international politics,relations and intelligence.It is advised that this treatize is from the view of an amateur and should be read with the same perspective. Anything that offends you is unjust , untrue and baseless because of the reasons mentioned above and I am going to take this as an utter insult to my individuality as a citizen of a free nation and act accordingly *

Continuing my previous post on the US presidential elections,in this chapter I intend to have a look at the intelligence aspects of the US elections.

Moving back again through the pages of history and totally ignoring the seven packs of Daniel Craig as James Bond in Quantum of Solace, the real life intelligence was dominated by the CIA and the KGB back then, each trying to eat each other out after the Germans made an Apocalyptic exit from the international scene of intelligence and counter intelligence. But at that time,CIA was too much focussed on KGB. And KGB was too much focussed on planting moles in CIA who were counter picked regularly by CIA counter moles.And all this runnign around in close circles helped grow lean mean and futuristic intelligence agencies across the globe who in turn became big players in world politics.By the time the cold wars were over and KGB was disbanded,we had the Chinese MSS,Israeli Mossad,Indian RAW and the re-discovered MI5 controlling information that people couldn’t do without.

 

MI5: Acting blind or Acting blind to grab some free Man Ass ?

Mossad knows it all – theres very little that they actually do not know. They also have a band of professional agents (read hi-tech assasins) who are more than good at their job.They find information and if that information even remotely pisses them off, they eliminate the cause in every way possible and hence the effect.Chinese intelligence has moles everywhere and those moles are experts in extracting or smuggling out highly sensitive data.They can take out the schematics of an A-bomb right from the US and the Us will only know when they will test fire the bomb.On the flip side the chinese intelligence has been suspected to be supplying missile and nuclear technologies to the north koreans and Pakistani ISI ( read an intelligence agency that is suffering from a pathetic case of confused identity ). Though CIA allies, MI5 is more concerned about the region than it is about starting a new cold war.But that way all of the major intelligence forces have a focus point of their own.The Mossad is concerned with Palestanians,Chinese Intelligence is with Taiwan,US and India and RAW’s own object of orgasmic delight is the ISI.But most of them over time has become powerful and resourceful over the time so much as to make CIA run for collaboration than work alone.It is said that the Mossad knows all and RAW comes next.Funny enough a similar statement was staring at you from the wikipedia page sometimes back which discussed about similar studies and even strangely enough the page was redesigned and made to look like a corporate balance sheet. Anyway coming back to the topic,RAW has boatloads of information about China,Afganistan,Pakistan,all and most fo the asian countries and of course on america’s favorites-the terrorists.So at thsi point considering the failure of pakistan as a reliable information source adn the impending silent doom threat from China,the intelligence input from India has never been as important.Attach to that the technically advanced defense satellites and satellite cameras and you have an agency and a country you cannnot just let go ‘in the wrong hands’.  Again Obama or not the relationship should grow and work towards a common goal. 

This is not a Terrorist Outfit and I do not look like Osama

So at this point I feel my fingers are sharing a violent protest so I will continue the rest in the next chapter.