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Black Hole SUN

April 27, 2009 Leave a comment

“No one seems to get this, but “Black Hole Sun” is sad. But because the melody is really pretty, everyone thinks it’s almost chipper, which is ridiculous.”    – Chris Cornell , SoundGarden

Press reports say that Oracle has agreed to buy Sun for $9.50/share. This comes after the negotiations with IBM failed at an advanced stage. Now I usually do not write about corporate matters in my personal blog because clearly I wish to keep it free from mad people injecting it with unnecessary legal greenpaper with or without purpose,reason or practicality. But there are times when I feel that the thoughts are so overwhelming, its better to put it down so that something good might come out of it. That is the reason why I shared my views on the dismal state of yahoo to the readers sometime back. Now since I brought this up,just a small update,but yahoo seems to be limping back to its good days slowly. But that may or may not be a topic of a future rant. We are discussing the recent acquisition of SUN.Also I sincerely implore you to agree to THIS before you read it further. If you do not agree you must stop reading and go HERE.

SUN- According to google image search !

SUN- According to google image search !

We cannot imagine the world without the sun and I cannot imagine the IT world without SUN. Sun has been iconic with its unix and top notch server systems that power most of the major economies. Also my entire student life during my Bachelors was ridden more with SUN than it was with any other systems. SUN is so much ionic that even text books take it as a standard. And I have not even discussed its business potentials and technical specialities. Now UNIX and servers systems were not its only selling points. SUN is equally (probably more) famous to the newer generations for something called Java. The programming language in its entirety revolutionized dynamic web content and set up an industry precedence and cult following which soon exploded into mass adoptions and implementations across all devices large or small. A major mobile community thrives on Java and Java based games and applications and a modern mobile is not considered worth the money if it doesn’t support Java. So apparently they were doing well !

Not this Java you moron........

Not this Java you moron........

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The Art of Self Contradiction,and an unlocked Palm Centro

September 6, 2008 2 comments

I have an all together different view towards mobile phones.Weird sometimes and according to some of my friends-freakish.Don’t know how much that is true but yes I do know that my tastes are often off the track.People adore iphone,some people cry for not being able to afford one and some write posts about those crying men-but I hardly care for the iphone as much as I do about the sexually abused goats of east Baloch province of Pakistan.Naturally my entire blog was silent when some of my fellow bloggers were masturbating on the premature ejaculation of “iphone launch in India”. Now the question may predictably arise why do I have such a toxic attitude towards the global object of mass masturbation ? The answer is simple even if I ignore the maddening rants of reasoning from my inner soul.I dont think that a phone is a phone until it has some hardware keys.Archaic ? may be but to me its like a tranny who is a man wihtout balls.The tranny can have a hard on and fuck like a mink but cannot procreate.Thats why in the end when she(or he ) goes to bed with a man the entire affair becomes so very decisively and literally gay. Not that I have anything against gay people or trannies or the gay men customers of trannnies but I had to draw this possible homo erotic reference just to prove that iphone is gay.

iPhone is GAY !

iPhone is GAY !

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