The End of the world as we know it !
Come this Wednesday and the merry folks at CERN are going to turn on the Hadron Collider and masturbate watching three boobed interdimensional beings getting humped by the penis monsters from Spore (NSFW link),all the while gleefully ignoring the fact that the rest of the world will go to hell.You can imagine the situation starting monday to be a cross incestuous hybrid of the environments portrayed in Doom 3 and Half life 2.
In very short words,WTF are they doing ???
They are trying to turn on the largest particle accelerator known to man and smash one particle onto another just to recreate the situation called big bang which once happened long long time ago when none of our great grandfathers were born.Of course in the process they will create dark matter,antimatter,spatial time vortex and of course interdimensional gateways which will bring in beings that would revolutionize Japanese tentacle p0rn.Just to add,the mini universe might start expanding just like the one we live now and if by any chance it decides to accelerate it might as well take the present one into oblivion.
OMG who are those dickheads ??
Egg heads actually but upside down they both look the same-never mind.The last time they built a toy it gave us the internet and made assuring stash of a lifetime of all possible known and unknown genres of smut.
OKAY they look qualified but what should we expect ??
In the begining nothing.Soon you will know that the governments around the world sealing of areas. Rest assured those areas will have some sort of an interdimensional gateway opened from which one eyed mechano tripod tentacle monsters have emerged to rain fiery havoc on hapless citizens.Soon you will hear rumors about chaos everywhere…..strange headcrab lke creatures jumping on ur head and sucking ur brains dry,people eating people,loot and riots,army marching all around,reports of nuclear detonation like explosion all around….things of this sort.A day gone by you will hear people disappearing in the thin air , histories will be altered and alteration reverted and you will have no memories of that either,you wont be able to differentiate Rakhi Sawant form Rabindranath Tagore,confusion will set in,you will see the moon breaking off into pieces,eternal darkness, you will start to exist at all the places at all points in time.You will witness cavemen doing unga bunga,roman orgies,hitlars moustache shaving nazi routine and second world war all in a flash of a second and then suddenly you will exist no more……
WTF I think I should pack my bags and run just like in those disaster movies,should I ??
Run but where !
Is this all true ???
CERN guys say no,some other guys say yes.I say turn it on and let it begin….
But it can also succeed right ?
Of course it can,it can give us a mushroom cloud of information and data regarding big bang,worm holes,dark matter and dimensions.Additionally it will someday pave the way for time travel.It will also facilitate space time fold kind of interstellar travel as shown in the movie Event Horizon. Japanese P0rn industry will be benefited like never before.Tourism will have a big boom expanding with and into inter-dimensional,inter-timeline and inter-stellar travel.The possibilities are limitless.
I am confused,what should I do ??
You can’t do anything,just wait and to help you in your depression listen to this song from Depesche Mode.
*DISCLAIMER: Things wont be so bad.Trust me…. I know a little bit of that science myself and I can say its sufficiently safe.Just wanted to scare you :)